Hears weird noises outside like an alien attack.
Me: What would you do if we were actually being attacked by aliens right now?
Wife: Kill us all.
Me: What?
Wife: Heaven is too good to mess with aliens.
Me: What would you do if we were actually being attacked by aliens right now?
Wife: Kill us all.
Me: What?
Wife: Heaven is too good to mess with aliens.
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